The Daily Tweets

• 03:58 @soledaddy I did, and thanks. Going to pass out now, k? #
• 08:03 Overheard @ a party: "Every time you kill a puppy, God masturbates." LOL. #

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The Daily Tweets

• 17:24 Why is it that any plans I make are always ruined by something else? And why is it banks *never* have convenient hours? #
• 17:31 I would like for things to go According To Plan for a change. #
• 21:38 @juztice It's "saboteur". And I wasn't the one who sabotaged my plans. And someone else spiked the bank's water cooler with LSD... #
• 21:58 @juztice "SABATEUR!!!" #

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