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Who am I?

That's a very good question. I guess I could sit here and rattle off mindless statistics about myself and you might be satisfied, as if knowing that I was a 30-something IT person from Virginia gives you any idea of who I am. But I'd rather not be labeled, filed, indexed, catalogued, folded, spindled, and mutilated, all for the sake of providing you with information of dubious relevance.

I have been called many things. Poet, dreamer, lover, spazz, twit, goof, asshole, jerk, that guy in the corner... I could go on all night. But I don't have that kind of patience. And these are matters of opinion.

I am involved in many enterprises. Some I've even managed to convince the majority of the participants to give me some form of responsibility. I have an impressive list, which I could list like honors in battle, as if I was a great general, and these were the troops I have commanded. In reality, the titles I hold are not ones that make me special nor particularly important.

The question remains: Who am I?

The answer: Read and find out.