The Daily Tweets

• 06:48 Whee, my sleep schedule is fucked up again... #
• 09:43 Just had phone interview with possible Real Job. Sounds good so far... #
• 11:21 Flyering in the rain is not fun. #
• 15:21 @ozbourne: I dunno, getting first born children is such a hassle, and we'd need to get the stains out of the carpet afterward... #
• 15:22 @ozbourne: Otherwise, you'd never get your security deposit back... #
• 15:22 Home at last...flyering done, deposited my paycheck...now hopefully there won't be any more fires to piss on and I can relax and have fun... #
• 15:22 ...until tomorrow, that is... #
• 15:44 @ozbourne: Hmm...I suppose that could work... #
• 21:12 McCain: On Wall Street, greed is rewarded. No shit, you helped to make that happen... #
• 21:16 McCain wants to make the veto pen famous...just like Bush. #
• 21:24 McCain says US business taxes are highest in the world. Not true: is.gd/3caU #
• 21:30 McCain complains about defense budget overruns and then says defense spending is highly important. Hoo boy. #
• 21:38 McCain won't get off bitching about spending...enough already! And BTW, social programs != totalitarian communism #
• 21:40 Oh gods, McCain almost said "victory with honor"... #
• 21:41 Check that, that last should read "peace with honor"... #
• 21:44 I *really* wish Obama would stop saying that McCain is "absolutely right"... #
• 21:46 And this commentator needs to rein 'em in... #
• 22:05 McCain says we need to form a League of Democracies because the evil Russkies are obstructing UN action on Iran. #
• 22:08 lol, McCain can't pronounce "Ahmadinejad"... #

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