Join my army of dorkness

I've recently joined an online "MMO" called Kings of Chaos. I'm starting an army, and I need bodies! Bodies are apparently "recruited" through people clicking a link.

Like this one.

Being "recruited" doesn't really mean anything; it won't shanghai you into the game or anything. If you want to join the game, it gives you the opportunity to be one of my officers. Other than that, you don't have to participate in any way by clicking the link.

You can click it once a day as many times as you like. Click it...please?