Right now, I am a sick man. I cough, and ache, burn up, and feel dizzy. So, of course, this was the perfect time for some immature, slack-faced, addle-pated moron to go pull the fire alarm, forcing me out at godsdamn-o' clock to satisfy the paranoid (but not wholly unjustified) machinations of the dormitory staff in the biting wind, so that they can see if some of the women came out of the shower.
Well, sir[s], I have something to say about this: FUCK YOU. You cock-sucking, mother-fucking, fecalphiliac sons-of-bitches. Porn exists for a reason. So does common courtesy. I wasn't the only one you inconvenienced, but damn it, I was one of the worst off when it went down, so why don't you grow up and jack off to internet girl-on-girl hardcore like the rest of us?!?!?
May whatever gods you believe in curse you to eternal damnation, pain, and suffering.
Thank you, and good day.