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Book Worm Meter for Andros

Shut In 71% . . 29% Out Of The House Intellectual 77% . . 23% Moron High Attention Span 95% . . 5% Low Attention Span Bookitude 96% . . 4% Book Burner Book Worm 84.75% . . 15.25% Bug Stomper

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My Favorite Female Part Is: The Face: Sweet and angelic... except when she yells at me... Find out your favorite female body part!

My Romance Meter

Optimist 65% . . 35% Cynic Close 59% . . 41% Distant Long Term 69% . . 31% Brief

What does my romance meter read?

Will Andros Survive A Pit Match Against Clinton And Bush?

. 12% chance Bush would kill you. . 0% chance Clinton would kill you. . 0% chance he would sexually harass you. . 88% chance you would kill them.

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My College Is:

Virginia Tech University Students at Virginia Tech University goof off a lot. The average student has sex 10 times a month. 60% of freshmen are slaves. Booze is the drug of choice. The average GPA is 2.5

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. . . What is my spectrum? I am green: My main color is green. I like to have fun and comfort. Happiness is the marker of a great life. . What is my spectrum?

The B-Movie That Suits Me Is: Flesh Gordon: In the 70's 'big budget' porns were all the rage. These hybrids combined b-movie sets and scripts with humpalicious action, while not hardcore like modern stuff. The ultimate was Flesh Gordon, now regarded as a comedy. Find out which b-movie suits you.

I Am The Sex Toy: Hi-Tech Masterpiece: Some say that I was developed in a top secret lab while others say I was developed by aliens for my probing capabilities, but only I know the truth! My mission here on earth is to launch a full out assault on your genitals with my spinning beads, vibrations, and clitoris teaser. My LCD screen keeps you informed, but only with information I want you to have! Mwua-ha-ha! Find out what sex toy you are.